求《辛普森一家》中英文全部对白！(辛普森一家英文字幕版)

有字数限制，发不了全部，自己下载吧。

字幕下载压缩包
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里面有双语 以及中英分开的字幕
用记事本 word 之类的程序打开就可以。

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无聊！
Boring!

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爸，我们没法看电影了
Dad, we can't see the movie.

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难以置信！我们居然花钱来看这种东西
这些明明能从电视上免费看
I can't beIieve we're paying to see
something we get on TV for free.

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要我说的话
这电影院里的人都是超级大衰人
If you ask me, everybody in this theater
is a giant sucker.

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特别是…
EspeciaIIy you.

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你！
EspeciaIIy you.

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《辛普森大电影》

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大屏幕上的电影！
Movie on the big screen!

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<I>（斯普林菲尔德）

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<I>（保值期至）

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<I>（斯普林菲尔德小学）

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<I>（我不会非法下载这部电影）

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<I>（"达福杯"夏季音乐会专场）

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<I>（绿天乐队）

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<I>（不是我男朋友）

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对不起，我屁股快滑下去了
Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.

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<I>（达福啤酒，适度狂欢）

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多谢各位前来捧场
AII right, weII,
thanks a Iot for coming.

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我们已经表演了三个半小时
We've been pIaying
for three and a haIf hours.

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现在，我们只想占用大家几分钟宝贵时间
来谈谈环境问题！
Now we'd Iike just a minute of your time
to say something about the environment.

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- 真讨厌！
- 闭嘴，继续演出！
-You suck!
-Shut up and pIay!

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- 话唠！
- 我们才不话唠呢！
-Preachy!
-We're not being preachy.

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…但这儿湖里的污染物
正在吞噬我们的游艇！
But the poIIution in your Iake,
it's dissoIving our barge.

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我觉得他们谈及的问题至关重要
I thought they touched on
a vitaI issue.

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我可不这么想
I beg to differ.

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先生们，今晚能和你们同台演出
真是三生有幸
GentIemen, it's been an honor
pIaying with you tonight.

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<I>（斯普林菲尔德第一教堂）
<I>（请将手机关闭）

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<I>（《美国白痴》葬礼版）

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悼念新近在这里死去的摇滚乐队
For the Iatest rock band
to die in our town. . .

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…主啊，请聆听我们虔诚的祈祷
. . .Lord, hear our prayer.

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主啊，聆听我们的祈祷
Lord, hear our prayer.

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我讨厌迟到！
I hate being Iate.

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我还讨厌来这里呢！
WeII, I hate going.

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为什么不能以我自己的方式向主祈祷呢？
Why can't I worship the Lord
in my own way. . .

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临死之时我一定会不停的祈祷祈祷！
. . .by praying Iike heII on my deathbed?

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《辛普森一家》(TheSimpsons)是美国福克斯广播公司出品的一部动画情景喜剧，由马特·格勒宁创作。

该剧通过展现霍默、玛姬、巴特、丽莎和麦琪一家五口的生活，讽刺性地勾勒出了居住在美国心脏地带人们的生活方式。该片从许多角度对美国的文化与社会、人的条件和电视本身进行了幽默的嘲讽，是一部家庭喜剧幽默片。

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We come in peace.

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For cats and mice,
Everywhere.

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Hey! How you doing?

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<i>Good to see you.</i>

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<i>Thanks for coming out.</i>

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Itchy...

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Itchy.

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Boring!

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Dad! We cant see the movie!

10
00:02:02,979 --> 00:02:06,862
I cant believe we`re paying to see
somthing we get on tv for free!

11
00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:10,829
If you ask me everybody in this
theater is a giant sucker!

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Espacally YOU!

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<i>The Simpsons</i>

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Movie, On the big screen!

15
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Excuse me my hinny is dipping

16
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Alright. Well thanks
alot for coming.

17
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You`ve been playing
for 3.5 hours.

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Now we`d like just a minute of your time
to say somthing about the environment!

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Boo!
- You Suck!

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Shout up and play!
- Preachy!

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We`re not been Preachy.

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But the pollution in your lake.
Is disassemble our barouche.

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I thought they touched
on a vital issue.

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I beg to differ.

25
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Gentlemen, Its been an honor
playing with you tonight.

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For the latest rock band
to die in our town.

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Lord hear our prayer.

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<i>Lord hear our prayer.</i>

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I hate been late!
- Well i hate going!

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Why cant i worship the
lord my own way?

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Like praying like hell
on my death bed.

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Homer they can
hear you inside!

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Relax those payout morons are to bussy
talking to thier phony baloney god.

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How you doing?

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Peace be with you.
Pray is cheapest.

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Now, Today i want to try
somthing a little different.

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Im gonna call on one of you!

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Now, The word of god dwells
with an everyone.

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I want you to let that word out!

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Let your spirit...

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What is it, Ned?

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The god lord telling me to
confest to somthing.

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Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay,
Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay.

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Animades sense of pride
in our community.

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Somebody else?

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Let the lord`s light
shine upon you.

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Feel a spirit.

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Let it out!

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Horrible, Horrible things
are going to happen!

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And they`re gonna happen to you,
And you, And you,

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And you!

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Oh belly!

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00:05:34,806 --> 00:05:37,859
People of Springfield hit
this warning:

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Twisted tail,

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A thousand eyes,

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Trapped forever!

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Dad, Do somthing!

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This book dosen`t have
any answers!

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Beware, Beware!
Time is short!

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"EPA"! "EPA"!

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"EPA"!!!

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Believe me!
Believe me!!

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Thanks for listening.

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Ok, Who wants waffles?
- I do! I do! I do!

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Wait a minute.
What about grandpa?

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I want syrup!
- I want strawberry!

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Something happen to that man.

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I`ll tell you what happen
to him.

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A serrten someone had a
senior moment.

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But thats ok because
we love him.

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And we got a free rug
out of it.

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What is the point of going to
church every sunday,

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When of someone we love had a
genuine religious experience.

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We ignore it.
Right grandpa?

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I want bananas on my waffles!
- I rest my case.

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Im not droping this.

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Wait a minute im still in the car!

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Oh, Right.

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Take that hornets nest.

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Check.

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Fix sink hole.

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Check.

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Rushing the roof?!

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Steady..

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Steady...

86
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You little.. I`ll teach you to laugh!
At something thats funny!

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You know we are on the roof we
chould have some fun.

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What kind of fun?

89
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How about a dare contest?

90
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Thats sounds fun!
I dare you to..

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Climb the tv antenna!

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Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!

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Aftershock!

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00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,607
Ah, Homer i dont mean to be
nervous perverted or anything.

95
00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,948
But if he falls. Chouldn`t that make
your boy parallel prejorino?

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Shut up Flanders!
- Yeah, Shut up Flanders!

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Well said boy!

98
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Steady. Steady. Steady..

99
00:08:30,362 --> 00:08:32,674
Hello. Sorry to bother
you on a sunday.

100
00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:36,624
But im sure you as worried about the
pollution in lake Springfield as i am.

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Lake Springfield has higher
levels of mercury, Than even..

102
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My. Its the little girl
who saved my cat.

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Lake Springfield..

104
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Come on over Lisa.

105
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,512
You can convince me
as long as you want.

106
00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:15,943
Milhouse, You dont care
about the environment.

107
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,853
Hey! I am very passionate
about the planet!

108
00:09:18,854 --> 00:09:20,436
Say global warming is a myth!

109
00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,929
Its a myth!
For the study is needed!

110
00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:26,228
Thats for selling out your beliefs!

111
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Oh, Poor Milhouse.

112
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Dream coming true.

113
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Are you aware that a licking
faucet can waste over..

114
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2000 Gallons a year.

115
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Entire enough we are can save..
- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.

116
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And if we just kept our
thermostats at 68 at the winter..

117
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We`ll be free in our dependency
on foreign oil in 17 years.

118
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Im Colin.

119
00:09:47,114 --> 00:09:48,652
I haven`t seen you in school.

120
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I just bo from Ireland.
My dad is a musician.

121
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Is he..?
- He`s not "Bono".

122
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I just thought because you`re
Irish and you care about the..

123
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He`s not "Bono"!

124
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Do you play?

125
00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:59,808
Just Piano, Guitar, Trumpet,
Drum and Bass.

126
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<i>He`s pure gold.</i>

127
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,956
<i>For once in your life be cool!</i>

128
00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:06,285
So, Is your name is pretty
as your face?

129
00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,475
You ok there?

130
00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:18,743
Twisted tail, A thousand eyes,
Trapped forever!!

131
00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:23,013
"EPA"! "EPA"!
- "EPA"? What chould that be?

132
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,678
I believe its the sound that
"Green Lantern" made,

133
00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,748
When "Sinestro" throw him
into a bath of acid.

134
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EEEPPPAAA!

135
00:10:30,158 --> 00:10:33,485
Yeah...
Thanks for coming over.

136
00:10:33,712 --> 00:10:35,734
Thanks for giving me your
pregnancy pants.

137
00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,711
I never known
comfort like this.

138
00:10:41,424 --> 00:10:42,068
I did i..

139
00:10:43,069 --> 00:10:44,369
Suggest this.

140
00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:57,013
Alright boy.
Time for the ultimate dare.

141
00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:02,088
I dare you, To skateboard to
"Krusty Burger" and back..

142
00:11:03,152 --> 00:11:05,365
Naked...

143
00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:07,082
How naked?
- "Forth Base".

144
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,520
The girls might see my doodle.

145
00:11:08,613 --> 00:11:13,665
Oh, I see.. Then i here by
declare you chicken for life.

146
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:17,606
Every morning you`ll wake up to:
"Good Morning Chicken"!

147
00:11:17,703 --> 00:11:20,458
At your wedding i`ll sing:
Bak bak bak bak.

148
00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,759
Bak bak bak..

149
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:22,760
Bak?!

150
00:11:33,057 --> 00:11:34,997
I like men now.

151
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,838
Dont look where im pointing!

152
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:58,068
<i>Stop in the name of
american sqwimmering!</i>

153
00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:11,019
Boys before we eat dont forget to
thank the lord for this bonderful..

154
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,240
Penis!

155
00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:14,451
Bonderful penis.

156
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,617
Amen.

157
00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,774
Listen kid. Nobody like to
wearing clothes in public.

158
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,902
But you know, Its, Its the law.

159
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,848
Lunch time!

160
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,189
You cant just leave me out here!

161
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,938
Dont worry. We found a
friend for you to play with.

162
00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:42,127
Nelson, Honey.
Where have you been?

163
00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,602
Dad!
- Whats seems to be the problem officers?

164
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,634
Tell them you dared me to do it!

165
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:55,812
If thats true. Then you should be
taking the rap here not you son.

166
00:12:57,821 --> 00:13:01,222
And.. What happens to
me if its my fault?

167
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:03,967
You`ll have to attempt an
one hour parenting class.

168
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,530
It was all his idea!
He`s out of control, I tell you!

169
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:08,825
I met my wet sand.

170
00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:13,387
See you in court kid.

171
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,517
Ok son.
Lets get some lunch.

172
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:19,505
Did you al least bring my cloths?
- Shirt, Socks, Everything you need.

173
00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:20,999
You didn`t bring my pants!

174
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,655
Who am i?
"Tommy Bahama"?

175
00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,316
This is the worst day of my life.

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This is the worst day of
your life so far..

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Say Bart..
- What do you want Flanders?

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If you need pants,
I carry an extra pair.

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I mean..

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You know how boys are always,
"Praying through the knees".

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Why are you helping me?
Im not your kid.

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We`re neighbors.

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Im sure your father will do
the same for my boys.

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Thank you!

185
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Hey, Whats with you?
- You realy wanna know?

186
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Of course i do. What kind of a
father wouldn`t care about a..

187
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A pig wearing a hat!

188
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Action!

189
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Hey! Hey!
Its your old pal Krusty!

190
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For my new pork sandwich:
"The Klager".

191
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If you can find a greasyer sandwich..
You`re in Mexico!

192
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And we`re clear.

193
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Perfect. Cut, Print, Kill the pig.

194
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:28,584
What? You cant kill him if
he`s wearing people cloth.

195
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You`re coming home with me.

196
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A thousand eyes.

197
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What chould that be?

198
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Im pretty sure a thousand..

199
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Is a number.

200
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Hey Marge!

201
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Isn`t it great been marriage to
someone who`s recklessly impulsive?

202
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Actually its aged me horribly.

203
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,905
Then, Say hello to the new Simpson!

204
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Homer!

205
00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:17,947
I believe what happened in church
was a warning about precisely this.

206
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Please get rid of that pig.

207
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,018
Oh. You`re gonna love him!

208
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,489
Look, He dose an
impersonation of you.

209
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,183
You nailed her.

210
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He also dose me..

211
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You smiled im off the hook.

212
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Oh, You have so many looks.

213
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So, Thats what sanguine is.

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Who`s a good pig?

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Who`s a good pig??

216
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Ruff day ha, San?

217
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,787
You dont know what
ruff is, Sister.

218
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Bart, You know, When ever my
boys bake up a bunch of frownies.

219
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,501
I take`em fishing.

220
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Dose your dad ever
take you fishing?

221
00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:33,068
Dad, Its not fair to use a
"Bug Zapper" to catch the fish.

222
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If you like fish like i do,
You want them to die with dignity.

223
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,623
I think i have a nibble.

224
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,602
I think fishing might
be more fun with you.

225
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Oh Great!

226
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Now, How about i`ll
fix you some coco?

227
00:16:57,256 --> 00:16:59,156
No way!
Coco is for woosys.

228
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:02,488
Well sir, If you change your
mind its on the window sill.

229
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Oh my god..

230
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,725
Oh wait, I didnt tell
you the best part.

231
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:27,946
He loves the invairment.

232
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,210
Oh wait, I still didnt
tell you the best part.

233
00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,089
He`s got an Irish brogue.

234
00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:34,785
No, No, No. Wait, Wait! I still
didnt tell you the best part.

235
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:39,074
He is not imaginary!
- Oh honey thats great.

236
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:42,843
But the very best thing
is that he listens to you.

237
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:46,184
Because nothing means
more than for a man to...

238
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,994
How did the big`s tracks
get on the ceiling?

239
00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:53,587
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
Dose what ever Spider-Pig dose.

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Can he swing,

241
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From a web?

242
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,587
No he cant, He`s a pig.

243
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,080
Lookout..! He is a Spider-Pig.

244
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,894
Are we having fun yet?
- We are now.

245
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,399
You got a bite.
- Woow momma!

246
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,987
Oh no, My good Paul!

247
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,771
You are not struggling me.
- What the..?

248
00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,415
Struggling is only good for..

249
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,791
Well, Its not realy
good for anything.

250
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,439
I think the only time you
should lay hands on a boy.

251
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Is when you`re giving him a
good old peed on the back.

252
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Hey, What the hell are you..?

253
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One more time.

254
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,142
Honey, Im home!

255
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,681
We are at the tipping
point, People.

256
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,237
If we dont do
something now..

257
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,316
Im sorry i lost my
train of thought.

258
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,783
Isn`t he dreamy?
- Agreed!

259
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,684
Ok. So here is the bottom line:
If we dont change our ways right now,

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Pollution in lake Springfield
will be at this level.

261
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,899
Thats not so bad.

262
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,621
No, The lift is stuck.

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00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,709
Am i getting through to anyone?

264
00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:32,701
Hell yeah! We need a new
one of those things.

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All in favor of the
new ceasing lift, Say: I.

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I!

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No!

268
00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:41,729
This lake is just one piece of trash
away from a toxic nightmare!

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But i knew you wouldn`t listen so i took
the liberty of putting water from the lake

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in all your drinking classes.

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00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:50,798
This is why we should
hate kids.

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00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:54,319
This is serious People.
No more dumping in the lake!

273
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:57,034
I here by declare a
state of emergency.

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"Code Black".

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Black?

276
00:20:01,212 --> 00: The Simpsons Movie script

We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere.

Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out.

Itchy... Itchy...

Boring!

Dad, we can't see the movie.

I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free.

If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker.

Especially you.

Movie on the big screen!

Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.

All right, well, thanks a lot for coming.

We've been playing for three and a half hours.

Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.

- You suck! - Shut up and play!

- Preachy! - We're not being preachy.

But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge.

I thought they touched on a vital issue.

I beg to differ.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.

For the latest rock band to die in our town...

...Lord, hear our prayer.

Lord, hear our prayer.

I hate being late.

Well, I hate going.

Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way...

...by praying like hell on my deathbed?

Homer, they can hear you inside.

Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God.

How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.

Today I'd like to try something a little different.

I'm going to call on one of you!

Now, the word of God dwells within everyone.

I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit...

What is it, Ned?

The good Lord is telling me to confess to something.

Gay, gay, gay.

An immodest sense of pride in our community.

Somebody else?

Let the Lord's light shine upon you.

Feel the spirit.

Let it out!

Horrible, horrible things are going to happen!

And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you.

Whoa, nelly!

People of Springfield, heed this warning:

Twisted tail!

A thousand eyes!

Trapped forever!

Dad, do something!

This book doesn't have any answers!

Beware! Beware! Time is short!

Believe me! Believe me!

Thanks for listening.

Okay, who wants waffles?

I do, I do, I do!

Wait a minute. What about Grampa?

- I want syrup! - I want strawberries!

Something happened to that man.

I'll tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment.

But that's okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it.

What is the point of going to church every Sunday...

...when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it?

Right, Grampa?

I want bananas on my waffles.

I rest my case.

I'm not dropping this.

Wait a minute. I'm still in the car.

Oh, right.

"Take out hornets' nest."

Check."Fix sinkhole."

Check.

"Re-shingle roof"?

Steady.

Steady.

Why, you little...!

I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.

What kind of fun?

How about a dare contest?

That sounds fun. I dare you to...

...climb the TV antenna!

- Piece of cake. - Earthquake!

Aftershock!

Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis...

...but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a paraplege-arino?

Shut up, Flanders.

- Yeah, shut up, Flanders. - Well said, boy.

Steady. Steady.

Steady...

Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday...

...but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.

Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev...

Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.

Lake Springfield is...

Come on over, Lisa.

You can canvass me as long as you want.

Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.

Hey. I am very passionate about the planet.

Say global warming is a myth.

It's a myth! Further study is needed!

That's for selling out your beliefs.

Oh, poor Milhouse.

Dream coming true.

Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over...?

Two thousand gallons a year.

- Turning off lights can save... - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.

And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter...

We'd be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.

I'm Colin.

I haven't seen you at school.

Moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.

- Is he...? - He's not Bono.

- I just thought, because you're Irish and... - He's not Bono.

Do you play?

Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass.

He's pure gold. For once in your life, be cool.

So is your name as pretty as your face?

You okay there?

Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!

What could that be?

I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made...

...when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid.

Yeah. Thanks for coming over.

Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants.

Never known comfort like this.

Why did I suggest this?

All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare.

I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...

...naked.

- How naked? - Fourth base.

Girls might see my doodle.

Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life.

Every morning, you'll wake up to "Good morning, chicken."

At your wedding, I'll sing:

I like men now.

Don't look where I'm pointing!

Stop in the name of American squeamishness!

Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...

Penis?!

- Bountiful penis. - Bountiful penis.

Amen.

Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, it's the law.

Lunchtime!

You can't just leave me out here.

Don't worry, we found a friend for you to play with.

Nelson, honey, where have you been?

- Dad! - What seems to be the problem, officers?

Tell him you dared me to do it.

If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.

And what happens to me if it's my fault?

You'll have to attend a one-hour parenting class.

It was all his idea! He's out of control, I tell you!

I'm at my wits' end.

It's so...

See you in court, kid.

Okay, son, let's get some lunch.

Did you at least bring my clothes?

Shirt, socks, everything you need.

- You didn't bring my pants. - Who am I, Tommy Bahama?

This is the worst day of my life.

The worst day of your life so far.

- Say, Bart? - What do you want, Flanders?

If you need pants, I carry an extra pair.

You know how boys are, always praying through the knees.

Why are you helping me? I'm not your kid.

We're neighbors. I'm sure your father would do the same for my boys.

Thank you.

- Hey, what's with you? - You really wanna know?

Of course I do.

What kind of a father wouldn't care about...?

A pig wearing a hat!

Action.

Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger.

If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!

And we're clear.

Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

What...?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!

You're coming home with me.

"A thousand eyes." What could that be?

I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number.

Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive?

Actually, it's aged me horribly.

Then say hello to the newest Simpson.

Homer!

I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this.

Please, get rid of that pig.

Oh, you're gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you.

You nailed her.

He also does me.

You smiled. I'm off the hook.

Oh, you have so many looks.

So that's what snug is.

Who's a good pig?

Who's a good pig?

Rough day, huh, son?

You don't know what rough is, sister.

Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies...

...I take them fishing.

Does your dad ever take you fishing?

Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish.

If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity.

I think I have a nibble.

I think fishing might be more fun with you.

Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa?

No way. Cocoa's for wusses.

Well, sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part. He loves the environment.

Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. He's got an Irish brogue.

No, no, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part.

He's not imaginary!

Oh, honey, that's great.

But the very best thing is that he listens to you.

Because nothing means more than for a man to...

How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig

Does whatever a Spider-Pig does

Can he swing from a web?

No, he can't, he's a pig

Look out He is the Spider-Pig

Are we having fun yet?

We are now. You've got a bite.

Whoa, mama!

Oh, no, my good pole!

You're not strangling me.

What the...? Strangling's only good for...

Well, it's not good for anything.

The only time you should lay hands on a boy...

...is to give him a good pat on the back.

Hey, what the hell are you...?

One more time.

Honey, I'm home.

We are at the tipping point, people.

If we don't do something now...

I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isn't he dreamy?

Agreed.

Okay, so here's the bottom line:

If we don't change our ways right now...

...pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level.

That's not so bad.

No, the lift is stuck.

Am I getting through to anyone?

Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things.

All in favor of a new scissor lift, say "aye."

- Aye. - No!

This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare.

But I knew you wouldn't listen.

So I